Privacy Policy
Last Updated: June 17, 2026
At theuselessweb.wtf, we take your privacy as seriously as we take being useless. That is to say, we don't really want anything from you.
1. Data Collection
We do not collect personal information like your name, email, or physical address. We use local storage in your browser to keep track of your "Wasted Time" metric so it persists when you return. This data never leaves your machine.
2. Global Stats
We track the total seconds spent on the site across all users to display our "Global Wasted Time" counter. This data is aggregated and contains no identifying information.
3. Third-Party Content
Some sites in the shuffle are external and hosted by third parties. When you view these sites, they are loaded in an <iframe>. These third-party sites may have their own privacy policies and may collect data according to their own practices. We encourage you to be cautious.
4. Cookies
We don't use tracking cookies. We're too busy shuffling ducks for that.